Once upon a time there was a monster.
And every day he went for a jog.
Until one day a dog said “A nice, yummy stick to eat” and he ate the monster.
And because of that the monster thought he was a stick.
And because of that the monster said “When are you going to throw me one?”
Until finally the dog said “Never ever, ever.”
And ever since he stayed in the dog’s tummy.